Developer: Arcade Distillery

Publisher: Arcade Distillery

Played on: PC

Release Date: May 23, 2017

Time Played (Steam): 2.3 hours

Played with: Steam Controller

Paid: $0 (Key provided for review)

Come and sit down; I’ve a tale to tell,
Of a game whose mechanics were boring as hell.

It was quite the looker; the work put in showed,
Yet no joy was present while travelling Plague Road.

The menus seemed like those for mobile devices,
As though the game had an identity crisis.
It seemed to be built to be played on the go,
Where perhaps the repetitiveness wouldn’t show.

Instead, it was ported, so haphazardly,
To Vita, PlayStation 4, and also PC.
I found all too quick did monotony creep,
And before long, the game had me falling asleep.

Read the full article here [GameSpew]